Where’s my pizza? :(
Someone’s been threatening to send a staff member 500 pizzas and I am really hungry and I’ve been expecting these hundreds of pizzas all day. I mean, I had breakfast and lunch, but I figure with those 500 pizzas, I’d be all set with dinner. But I haven’t received even a single pizza.
I haven’t even had a slice. u_u
If you’re going to buy me some pizzas there are a couple pizza places that I could recommend over others. Also, I like my pizza with pineapple and nothing else. But a vegetarian pizza would be okay too. Maybe one of those white pizzas with ricotta and goat cheese on it.
Holy balls, I want some pizza.
Look here, Nepeta uses caps in canon.
Why does she have to have the all-lowercase quirk on PARP again? There’s always new evidence that shows she shouldn’t have it.
Consider this a small petition for the staff to change her “lowercase” case quirk to “Normal”, please. Thanks.
TOP TEN MOST AMUSING BAN REASONS
While searching for spammers to reprimand on the site, we encountered a few ban reasons that were silly or odd. We compiled the funniest here to share with you:
10. telling me what to do when im free to do what i fucking want
9. Triggering karkat
8. youre text is the color of shit
7. SORRY BUT 1 O NOT TH1NK YOU W3R3 W34R1NG 3NOUGH V14GRA
6. being a cucumber
4. joining with out purmition
3. ugly hair
2. spamming, threatening death through stupid ranting and apperently being “the best sinper in the usa”
Also, remember to come see us in the staffChat if you have accidentally banned yourself or a friend. We can unban them for you. Farewell! :]
We’re back! Update news.
The site is back, but there may be a few time outs or bumps in the server as after effects. If these problems persist, or if you find yourself unable to chat, try clearing your cache and cookies. How to clear your cookies . How to clear your cache.Thank you.
Also, here is some Update News! BBcode and the New Chat button have been added in, while the Idle button will soon be removed. For those who have experienced errors when entering their chats, don’t fret! Very soon all of these chats will be back in working order. The USER GUIDE has also experienced a much needed update, so check that out if you’re curious. Keep checking here for more news!
UPDATE ON THE CRASH
We apologize for the inconvenience. Parp is still down, due to the host of the site having issues. Basically, our ISP has had a router failure. They are working on fixing this error, but we will have to wait until they fix it to bring the site back. We hope to be online within a few hours. Thank you for your patience. Please continue checking this tumblr for updates.
The server has encountered an issue and has shut down to protect itself. Sadly, our server team is currently offline, so we are waiting for them to return so we can resolve the error. We don’t exactly know what’s happening, but it’s happening pretty badly and will keep on happening until our Lord and Savior Thaeli comes online. Thank you for your patience.
EDIT: Yes, the server was up for a while, and yes it went back down. Like I said. It’ll be a thing that keeps on happening until Thaeli saves us.
New Punishment Added
Greetings. We have a new form of punishment to announce. If you decide to spam, harass other users, if you come into the staff chat and act like a dick, or if you commit some other heinous crime, you will be subjected to this punishment. This punishment will involve you being stuck as a VERY SPECIAL OC for a day, regardless of your attempts to clear cookies or change characters. During this time, you may apologize for your rudeness, and no further action will be taken. If you do not apologize then you will be permanently banned from MSPARP and sent to Erigam. Erigam is like MSPARP’s demented cousin. I’m not sure how else to explain it, but imagine an entire server set up like the oubliette chat. Basically it is roleplaying hell.
SERVER DOWNTIME NEWS
Today the server will be down for a few hours for maintenance, starting at 9PM CENTRAL TIME. The server will come back up at various times, but will be oscillating continuously between offline and online while we implement these updates. Be aware that the maintenance may not be done, but the site will appear to be up for a minute, when it is not actually up. Please check this tumblr to know when we are actually back up. In the meantime, check out: CHARAT , CHERUBPLAY , or if you enjoy chaos, vist: ERIGAM .
Fake MSPARP TUMBLR
Hello! This is an announcement for those of you who have received unusual messages or weird comments on your posts from this tumblr:
Please disregard any messages you get from this blog. It is a fake blog that is giving out false information intentionally. If you would like verification of this claim, please visit the MSPARP STAFF CHAT: http://www.unsupported.msparp.com/chat/staffChat (when parp is back up)
If you see this blog manipulating others in the future, please pass on the message that msparp-official is a FAKE BLOG.